Deliberate

Rush Limbaugh (via eglectic)

It’s true. I use feminism as a way to cope with the fact that I’m a hideous wildebeest.

(via thisbodysfabric)

Feminism, like olive oil and empty liquor bottles, has many uses. 

I use feminism to keep my whites whiter.  I also like to put a dab of feminism on a bagel to give me sustained energy through the morning.  If I’m having trouble sleeping, I just rub a little feminism on some pulse points and it puts me right to sleep.  Feminism is great for scrubbing grout and tough, baked on grease. 

(via morninggloria)

It’s true.  We uglies used to access mainstream society via our circus sideshows, but Feminism works so much better.  Plus, Feminism can chop both a tomato and a steel pipe without losing its sharpness!

(via brutallyhonestbabes)

Too true. I find with my disgustingly shaped body and masses of pubic hair that I simply can’t fit in without being a feminist.

(via glasses-kid)

As an unattractive man myself, I like to use feminism like an expensive, but not too expensive, cologne and Men’s Warehouse suit. I bathe in it in the hopes that one day, an unattractive, angry, non-maternal woman will pussy-whip me into shape so that I might find the light of mainstream society. If not, I have my right hand, an internet connection, and teaching experience to cure the fact that I am forever alone. 

Rush Limbaugh: FUCK. YOU. 

(via malefeminists)